Snapshot: Los Angeles #1

Oh, Canada!

Location: Highland Ave. near Santa Monica Blvd., Hollywood, Los Angeles

Sex: Female

Approximate age: 50

Spotted in Hollywood: Middle-aged woman with bleached blonde, closely cropped hair, sporting rhinestone-tastic, bedazzled, black headband and sunglasses. Apparel: Black t-shirt and tight, capri-style, black adidas athletic pants with the word “Canada” plastered across her ample backside. The look was completed with a pair of studded, black, kitten heels.

Overall look: fifteen-year-old, self-described “punk” meets suburban housewife.

Provenance: Tourist. Likely Canadian. Possibly Martian.

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